I’m sure you’ve heard that song “Rude” by Magic! where a shiftless long-haired crooner tells a dad he’s going to marry his daughter no matter what he says. Here’s the perfect response as romance meets reality and a yen for murder.
The original song is a sappy, romantic appeal to idealistic youth who have no idea what they’re doing in life.
This dad’s response is perfect:
The best line –
“I know what you’re thinking, you think you’ll still take her…well give it your best shot. I may be a christian, but I’ll go to prison. I’m not scared of doing hard time.”